Parking woes

To my shock, when I went to the parking office to obtain my parking pass, they confirmed I was not living on campus.  I asked why they asked (out of curiosity, I'd never been asked this before) and they said some parking was now marked for students living on campus.  Red flag #1.  This can't be good.

I go home and peruse my new parking map.  Which reminds me that MTSU could really reduce costs if they quit printing parking maps 11 x 17 in full color on nice paper.  I mean really.  It's the 20th century.  No wait, 21st.  SEE?!  :) But I digress.  On the map, the parking areas labeled for on campus dwellers is marked in red, and eliminates any close parking hopes for commuters.  BECAUSE IT WASN'T ALREADY BAD ENOUGH.  Ugg.  

Someone PLEASE explain to me why students living ON CAMPUS need to park next to their dorms.  You're not going to be driving to class. 

Counting the days til I never set foot in this place again.

SIGH